My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids.
They just looked at us and said. โSooooโฆ.. โฆdid ya get out? โSooooโฆ.. โฆdid ya get out?โ
My wife and I looked at each other and made a pact to go ahead and start drinking away their college fund.
2nd joke of the day: My wife just had her eye removed
My wife just had her eye removed and sheโs quite upset about it.
To cheer her up, I told her I was having it embalmed, encased in glass and put on a keychain so I could always have it near me.
Wife: โWhy the f**k would you want to do that?!โ she yelled.
Me: โWell, this way Iโll always be near solid wife-eyeโ
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