Teacher: “Can anyone give me a sentence with the word ‘pistol’ in it?”

Sophie: “My daddy is a

soldier, he has a suit of blue,

he has a sword, a bayonet

and he has a pistol too.”

Teacher: “Very good Sophie.

Johnny: “Miss, my father isn’t a soldier, he doesn’t have a suit of blue,

he draws his dole at half past nine, then he’s on the piss’till two!!