After speeding off the highway, the vehicle crashed through a guardrail, tumbled off a cliff, bounced into a tree, and eventually shook to a halt.

The driver who was amazingly unscathed was rescued out of the disaster by a passing car who had seen the entire incident.

“Mister, good lord,” he exclaimed.

“Are you intoxicated?”

“Obviously,” the man said, wiping the grit off of his suit.

“What in the world do you believe I am?

A PASSENGER DRIVER?