1 :- Funny Joke > Selling Or Selling Smart?
A salesman sells his wares door to door in a huge high-rise building.
He knocks on a young manโs door and asks him: โWould you like to buy the latest toothbrush? Only ten dollars.โ
โTen dollars for a toothbrush!โ shouts the man. โWhat idiot would pay ten dollars for a toothbrush? Youโre out of your mind.โ
โWell then,โ the salesman continues, โhow about a freshly baked brownie for a dollar?โ The man thinks and says, โOkay, why not?โ
The salesman hands him the brownie. The man takes a bite and spits it out on the floor of the aisle.
โGod, it tastes like shit!โ he exclaims.
โThatโs because it tastes like shit,โ the salesman explains. โAnd would you be interested in a toothbrush?
2:- Funny Joke > Cowboy And What Happened In Texas
A cowboy rode into town on his horse and stopped at a bar for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on foreigners, and so did he.
When he finished his drink, he noticed that his horse had been stolen.
He went back to the bar, raised his rifle, caught it above his head without looking, and fired a shot into the ceiling.
โWhich one of you stole my horse?!โ he shouted with surprising force.
No one answered.
โAll right, Iโm going to have another beer, and if my horse ainโt out by the time Iโm done, Iโm going to do what I did in Texas! And I donโt like having to do what I did in Texas!โ
Some of the natives shifted uneasily.
True to his word, the man drank another beer, went outside, and his horse was taken back to the police station.
He saddled his horse and rode out of town.
The bartender came out of the bar and said, โSay, partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?โ
And the cowboy came back and said.
โI had to walk home.โ
3:- Funny Joke > Old Man On Motorcycle Races With Lamborghini
A rich man buys a new Lamborghini.
Itโs the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so he takes it out for a spin.
At the first red light, an old moped pulls up next to him. The old driver looks at the smooth, shiny surface of the car and asks, โWhat kind of wheels have you got, son?โ
The man replies: โItโs a Lamborghini. It sells for about a million and a half.โ
The old man is shocked: โThatโs a lot of money. Why are they so expensive?โ
โBecause these babies go 320 miles an hour!โ says the cool guy proudly.
The gentleman on the moped asks, โCan I take a look inside?โ
โSure,โ says the owner. The old man sticks his head in the window and looks around.
Leaning back on the moped, the old man says, โThis is a very nice car!โ
Just then, the red light turns green and the man decides to step on the gas. Soon the speedometer reads 320. Suddenly he notices a dot in his rearview mirror that is getting closer and closer. He slows down to see what it could be and oooooosh! Something is passing him at an incredible speed.
The man marvels, โWhat could be faster than my car?!โ Then, in front of him, he sees the same point coming back. Whoooooosh! It passes him again, going in the opposite direction. He almost looks like the old man on the moped.
โOh no,โ he mutters to himself. โHow can a moped pass my Lamborghini?!โ Thereโs that damn spot in his mirror again. Whoooooosh! Ka-booooooom! It hits the back of his car, destroying the back end. The guy jumps out of the car and itโs the old man!
Of course, the moped and the rider are badly hurt, so he kneels down next to him and says, โYouโre badly hurt โ is there anything I can do for you?
The old man moans, โYesโฆ take my suspenders off your side mirror.
4:- Funny Joke > Her Husbandโs Important Question
The room was filled with pregnant women and their husbands.
The Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and the men how to provide the necessary reassurance at this stage of the plan.
โLadies, exercise is good for you,โ the instructor announced. โWalking is especially good for you.
โฆ And gentlemen, it doesnโt hurt to take time to walk with your partner!โ
The room was very quiet.
Finally, in the middle of the group, a man raised his hand.
โYes?โ the instructor asked.
โโฆ Do you mind if he carries a golf bag while we walk?โ
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