1 :- Funny Joke > Selling Or Selling Smart?
A salesman sells his wares door to door in a huge high-rise building.
He knocks on a young man’s door and asks him: “Would you like to buy the latest toothbrush? Only ten dollars.”
“Ten dollars for a toothbrush!” shouts the man. “What idiot would pay ten dollars for a toothbrush? You’re out of your mind.”
“Well then,” the salesman continues, “how about a freshly baked brownie for a dollar?” The man thinks and says, “Okay, why not?”
The salesman hands him the brownie. The man takes a bite and spits it out on the floor of the aisle.
“God, it tastes like shit!” he exclaims.
“That’s because it tastes like shit,” the salesman explains. “And would you be interested in a toothbrush?
2:- Funny Joke > Cowboy And What Happened In Texas
A cowboy rode into town on his horse and stopped at a bar for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals had a habit of picking on foreigners, and so did he.
When he finished his drink, he noticed that his horse had been stolen.
He went back to the bar, raised his rifle, caught it above his head without looking, and fired a shot into the ceiling.
“Which one of you stole my horse?!” he shouted with surprising force.
No one answered.
“All right, I’m going to have another beer, and if my horse ain’t out by the time I’m done, I’m going to do what I did in Texas! And I don’t like having to do what I did in Texas!”
Some of the natives shifted uneasily.
True to his word, the man drank another beer, went outside, and his horse was taken back to the police station.
He saddled his horse and rode out of town.
The bartender came out of the bar and said, “Say, partner, before you go, what happened in Texas?”
And the cowboy came back and said.
“I had to walk home.”
3:- Funny Joke > Old Man On Motorcycle Races With Lamborghini
A rich man buys a new Lamborghini.
It’s the most expensive car in the world, and he wants to show it off, so he takes it out for a spin.
At the first red light, an old moped pulls up next to him. The old driver looks at the smooth, shiny surface of the car and asks, “What kind of wheels have you got, son?”
The man replies: “It’s a Lamborghini. It sells for about a million and a half.”
The old man is shocked: “That’s a lot of money. Why are they so expensive?”
“Because these babies go 320 miles an hour!” says the cool guy proudly.
The gentleman on the moped asks, “Can I take a look inside?”
“Sure,” says the owner. The old man sticks his head in the window and looks around.
Leaning back on the moped, the old man says, “This is a very nice car!”
Just then, the red light turns green and the man decides to step on the gas. Soon the speedometer reads 320. Suddenly he notices a dot in his rearview mirror that is getting closer and closer. He slows down to see what it could be and oooooosh! Something is passing him at an incredible speed.
The man marvels, “What could be faster than my car?!” Then, in front of him, he sees the same point coming back. Whoooooosh! It passes him again, going in the opposite direction. He almost looks like the old man on the moped.
“Oh no,” he mutters to himself. “How can a moped pass my Lamborghini?!” There’s that damn spot in his mirror again. Whoooooosh! Ka-booooooom! It hits the back of his car, destroying the back end. The guy jumps out of the car and it’s the old man!
Of course, the moped and the rider are badly hurt, so he kneels down next to him and says, “You’re badly hurt – is there anything I can do for you?
The old man moans, “Yes… take my suspenders off your side mirror.
4:- Funny Joke > Her Husband’s Important Question
The room was filled with pregnant women and their husbands.
The Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and the men how to provide the necessary reassurance at this stage of the plan.
“Ladies, exercise is good for you,” the instructor announced. “Walking is especially good for you.
… And gentlemen, it doesn’t hurt to take time to walk with your partner!”
The room was very quiet.
Finally, in the middle of the group, a man raised his hand.
“Yes?” the instructor asked.
“… Do you mind if he carries a golf bag while we walk?”